The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!