the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to be phone

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power

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Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!