The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to be born.

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!