The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!