The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to poop standing up

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Guys, it's over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!