The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to create tree sap.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to breath Oxygen

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!