The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to give this thumbs-up

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to be a rock

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!