the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to be powerless

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The ability to like this post

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Tree powers Activate.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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Invisible handwriting.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!