The power to be pointless!

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to be dead

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!