The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!