The power to watch tv

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to not finish your

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to vote

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!