power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to die at will

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!