Batman

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to pee out blue

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!