The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to see through water.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!