The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the ability to turn purple

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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hey

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power of 12% levetation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!