The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!