The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to be a common person

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!