The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to change your mind

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to not be funny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!