The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to create powers

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!