The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!