The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!