the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to be a complete troll

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!