The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to not care.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!