The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be a gamer

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!