The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to become translucent

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The superpower to poo at will.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!