The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The ability to die at will.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to smell whore

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to have a super power,

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!