the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Nothing

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!