The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to be born again

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power of bad luck

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!