The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to die

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!