The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to become yourself

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Find Waldo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!