The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to believe it's not butter

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to not have a power.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!