The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!