the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Having the power of a normal human

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to die on command

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to live.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!