The power to stay a virgin

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!