The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the ability to know what the fox say

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to die

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!