The power to look through glass.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!