The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to make everything worse

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!