The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to stay a virgin

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!