The power to die when you get old

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!