The power to fly into the sun.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to bleed

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The power to bleed

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to see the past.

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The power to die at will

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!