The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!