The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!