The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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lol

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!