What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to fly into the sun.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!