Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to breathe

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!