The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to be born again

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The powers of a burnt face

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!