The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!