The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!