The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!