The Power to Fail in Failing

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to eat your own face

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!