the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!