the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!