The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to be able to blow air

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to grow new teeth.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Super-slowness

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!