The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!