The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to potato.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!