The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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To call me maybe

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!