The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Smoke vision

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!