The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to die at will.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!