The ability to make water luke warm.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to self destruct

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!