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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The power to know where Waldo is
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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.
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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking
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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.
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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.
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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.
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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.
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Acid pee
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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.
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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).
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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else
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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.
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the power to see through windows
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X ray vision on chairs
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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.
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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.
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the power to sit down in mid air
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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...
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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.
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The power to make your feet stink at will.
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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.
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The ability to see your own imagination.
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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!