The ability to see your own imagination.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power of walking on land

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!