the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The power to breath in space

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the power to say you have no power

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to state the obvious.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!