The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to die

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to see the present.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!