the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!