The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!