The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Farting at will

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The power to predict the present

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to change your mind

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The power to have no powers

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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the power to fire my lazer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!