The ability to breathe out of water.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

to zap people but only yourself

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

Farting at will

The power to predict the present

The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

The power to change your mind

The power to have no powers

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The power to have no superpower

The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

the power to fire my lazer

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!