Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to be able to blow air

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to grow new teeth.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Super-slowness

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!