The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to understand irony.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!