The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to look TV

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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the power to be able to blow air

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!