The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to get STD's

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!