The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to die

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to have no power.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!