The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to control sloths

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to sweat money.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!