The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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The abilty to go through water.

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!