The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to see through glass

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to think you have powers.

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KeemStar

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Feeling people's depression.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!