The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to wink really fast.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to understand irony.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!