the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to microwave bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!