The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to have a V8

The power to take away your power.

the power to walk on land.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to not have a power.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to ride a bike

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to write about power.

The power to think.

Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to kill yourself

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!