The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to walk through air.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!