the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!