The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!