The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to jump

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!