The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!