The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!