The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!