The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to make toast into bread

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to only fart in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!