The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to die but once

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to die on the spot

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blindness

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to create a meme

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!