The power to forget how to swim.

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to be quite good at checkers.

the power to die on the spot

blindness

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to put everything off till the last possible day

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to create a meme

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

the power to create the most pointless superpower

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

the power to feel extreme pain

The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!