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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.
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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360
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the power to feel extreme pain
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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.
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The ability to control dairy products
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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.
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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion
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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress
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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.
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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper
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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...
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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral
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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.
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the power to turn into a bucket of water
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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.
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The power to snore inhumanly loud
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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.
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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).
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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations
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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months
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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!
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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.
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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.
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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!