The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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32% Levitation.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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to make asians smart

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!