The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Aweonao

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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vomitspit

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!