the ability to die once you have died

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to cry acid tears

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!