the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!