The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to not exist.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!