The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!