The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Aweonao

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to see through glass

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to think you have powers.

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KeemStar

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Feeling people's depression.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!