The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to attract bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!