The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to live.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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Find Waldo

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!