The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to Combust

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to start time.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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being black

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to die but once

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!