The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to die

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!