The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!