Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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to spelle caretly

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!