The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!