The power to fill in ___ blank

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -193

the power to stop your addiction to placebos

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to be able to never have a power.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to get shot when you're alone

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

thumb_up thumb_down +285

The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

thumb_up thumb_down -251

the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to clap with one hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +368

the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -218

The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

thumb_up thumb_down +165

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

thumb_up thumb_down -88

the power to be invisible when sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to do nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!