The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to get arrested

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!